weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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