He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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