Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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