How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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