scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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