p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
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