I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Randomize
