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You're my little dorito
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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