some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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