guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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