I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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