Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You may now shotgun with the bride
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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