I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
hell yes lets make some ravioli
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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