never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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