Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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