So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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