look no pants
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
How external is "for external use only"?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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