i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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