How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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