There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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