i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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