So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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