no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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