Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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