Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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