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my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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