Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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