Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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