the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
