I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize