my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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