Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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