Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Randomize
