I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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