If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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