butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
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