I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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