Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Bring me that man meat
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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