can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
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