This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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