I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
It's shark week go big or go home
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
