Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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