did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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