Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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