I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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