His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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