How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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