So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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