Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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