My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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