Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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