I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
wow bdsm is so cute
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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